!!!CARDS ARE HERE!!!
5 months ago
– Wed, Nov 05, 2025 at 10:40:47 AM
Ok, I am sure you all think this is dead, but it isn't and I am still working tirelessly to make sure every single one of you gets what you paid for with this.
The good news is THE GRADED CARDS ARE IN! We can finally finish the remaining bundles and get this campaign behind us!
It goes without saying, THANK YOU. My wife and I could not, in our wildest dreams, have imagined any of this going the way it did and having SO MANY drawbacks.
We are so in debt to all of you for being so patient, and truly cannot thank you enough for being supportive of our first title. LET ALONE still being patient.
We have #3 ready to go, but will be holding off till every one of you is happy with #2.
Please DM us (preferably in the discord) with any questions. You can comment here as well, or send a message. We just don't always see them!
Thank you so much, cannot wait to have these in your hands!
Ben & Kels
Graded Cards
6 months ago
– Sat, Oct 04, 2025 at 05:46:53 AM
Hey all, sorry to have another update with news of delays as we hit the year marker.
The graded cards have been a nightmare and we won't be offering this in the future. I have been told the labels had an issue when being made and the printer has had to use a new person to remake the labels.
I will update here as I hear anything, I was not told of the delays until I asked and I am beyond annoyed that this is causuing further delays on an already insanely delayed kickstarter.
As soon as I have these, the bundles will be put together and sent out. The only thing remaining after is the CGC books which we are coordinating with everyone on.
Those will go out to Garret, Meg, Dave, then back to me for submission to ensure the easiest turn around.
#3 is completely done, and 4 will be quickly behind it. We won't be doing things the same way (I know I have said this) moving forward and all issues with delays have been nipped!
Thank you all again for remaining to positive with this and supportive. My wife and I will always bend over backwards to make sure the people supporting us and our creators are taken care of!
Ben & Kels
Hey all, Order UPDATES!
7 months ago
– Tue, Sep 02, 2025 at 06:30:15 AM
Ok, thank you all for being crazy patient. I am gonna keep this simple. Here is were everything currently stands.
T-Shirts - These will go out by end of week
Hats - Same as above, had to have them remade as 90% of the embroiders were done wrong (not poorly, just not in the right location).
Lenticulars - The tarrif issues have bricked these. I have now paid to have 2 versions done, and I am looking into alternatives. Anyone who doesn't want to wait, just message me and I will make sure you get something unique to more then make up for this. I am STILL having them made a third time, but I cannot promise any timeline.
Acetate - The printer does not offer these anymore and I was not told this until it was to late. As above, we have a replacement so just message me if you are ok with that.
Ultimate Bundles - The cards are being graded, the delays are my fault for not understanding timelines properly. As soon as I have these back these will go out.
IF THERE IS ANYTHING I HAVE MISSED HERE, PLEASE MESSAGE ME. The wife and myself will continue to bend over backwards until every single backer is happy!
We will have #3 news as soon as all orders are done.
It goes without saying that your patience has been insane. We are approaching a year of delays with this and we know how anxious you all are to get your awesome Murder Bukkake items! We just refuse to be another KS project that gives up in the face of unforseen issues.
We are VERY excited for #3 and beyond, and will be doing this all very differently to ensure no one waits more then a few weeks after completion to get their items moving forward!
So honored to hear you are all still excited about this and wanting to support it after all this. It truly means the world to all of us to know you all love the series this much to be willing to wait so long!
THANK YOU, and as always please just DM us with any questions. Preferably the discord, but we are checking messages here daily as well!
ben & kels
Updates - Orders!!!!
9 months ago
– Thu, Jun 26, 2025 at 12:48:10 PM
WHERE THE HECK ARE MY BOOKS!
Is what everyone is asking. ALL labels are made, I take full ownership of the delays with this. The process of shipping through backerkit is an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE, we had everything set. Went to buy the labels, and realized backerkits was trying to charge us almost $3 extra per label.
We had to open a ticket to get funds back so we could go through pirate ship.
We now have all labels made, and books are all scheduled to be picked up in the coming days with ALL out before the end of the weekend.
If you DO NOT see your package by the end of next week, please just drop us a line. There are some exceptions to this like CGC and the Cards, but outside that all is on track.
I am so sorry for the delays with this, #3 will be done entirely differently and books will be on hand and ready to ship the moment we are closed.
The amount of patience from everyone is insanely appreciated. None of this has gone remotely how we wanted it to, but we are very happy to be through the BS on this one and that everyone will have their books soon!
Thank you and please reach out if you have any questions. Discord is prefered, I was not getting a bunch of the messages that got sent here.
-Ben
Quick Update - We Decided to Do Something Special
11 months ago
– Fri, May 02, 2025 at 05:41:38 AM
So I know I said we'd likely wait till #3 to do this as a thank you, but given how long everyone has been waiting I wanted to make this happen.
We have a special treat coming in each physical reward bundle. This is the ONLY way you will ever be able to get this, only had enough made for them to fill the physical rewards.
I can't thank you all enough for being patient with this. This was a last second though, I've done this out of pocket as well as I've been on the receiving end of a lot of KS campaigns that over promise and underdeliver. Given how patient you all have been, I really wanted to say thank you in a special way.
Stay tuned, these will be done quickly. We will be doing #3 differently so stay tuned.
Please join us on discord if you are not there already!
https://discord.gg/MxHhqp3Pjk
Thank you all again!
-ben & kels
